Hello, it's good to be back!

Massive apologies for the slight 18 month delay in posting. I have been itching to update you all with details of my excitng life and times, but unfortunately court proceedings have prevented me from posting.

How appropriate that just before the world cup kicks off herr 'Richard Spankle' should suffer a humiliating defeat in the German courts and free me to resume my life as the hero of Thames Valley glam rock. My god, the bufoon wears gold trousers for christ sake!

And even better, the damages awarded to me will (after lawyers fees are deducted) keep me in cider for between 17 and 18 days. More details to follow ...

Warum gibt es keine Photographen hier?